Omg, Outlaw! So true!
It's not a party, it's a get-together!
It's not a shower, it's a Welcome New Baby (or bride) celebration!
It's not a pagan wedding ring, it's a symbol of our love!
It's not a funeral, it's a "memorial talk"
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and the *worst* - hesitate to even say these:
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It's not rape, it's fornication (especially if one did not scream)
It's not a criminal act of child sexual abuse, it's sin
It's not domestic abuse, it's a matter of needing more subjection and respect for headship
It's not a life-saving treatment, it's an abuse of blood
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PS -- You know, I think these should be collected in a new thread and we can all add to them.... Which I have just done:
https://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/5728687389409280/jw-renaming-things-this